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My Big Fat Training Program Guide, Part I

First, A Spooky Story

Once upon a time, when people wanted to learn how to lose fat or get bigger muscles, they had to buy these really scary things called bodybuilding magazines. These mags focused mainly on a very select group of people who made a living from their bodies, kinda like hookers. They were called professional bodybuilders. (No, really.)

At any one time, there were only a handful of them who appeared again and again in the pages of these frightening magazines. (Note: They were also known as bloated fetish objects, but the name never really stuck.) Anyway, if you could get past the ads, you'd occasionally find articles that attempted to teach you how to get big, get lean, lift more, etc. The only problem was that most of these articles used these "pro-bodybuilders" to formulate the guidelines.

What's wrong with that? Well, what worked for these guys usually didn't work for everyone else. After all, the pros were injecting so many different kinds of drugs and popping so many pills that how they trained made very little difference in their physiques. Take that much gear and you get big lifting any ol' way, even when using really dumb training programs.

Some mags even let these pros write articles. Of course, it was usually a ghostwriter actually writing the programs, not the pro himself, and many of these ghosts had quite an imagination. What came out in print was more fiction than training advice. (I may be wrong, but I think one of these magazines was even called Muscle & Fiction.)

Then things really got bad. The pros started using even more bodybuilding drugs. Some even started getting fake implants and artificially inflating their muscles with dangerous oils. As the "sport" of bodybuilding was committing slow suicide, the smart bodybuilding magazine reader gave up on these publications and turned to other sources—sources that contained information for real people and was backed by science, not by what some talking hemorrhoid in a posing suit suggested.

One of those sources was Testosterone. For five years so far, T-mag has been publishing training programs for real people. The programs are tough, effective, and represent a whole new class of lifting, one backed by both science and real world results… and they're free. That's so cool… it's scary.


The Big Fat Program Guide

With close to 300 issues in the archives, someone new to T-mag could be overwhelmed by all the choices. That's why we decided to put together this little guide. Of course, if we tried to include every training program, this article would be roughly the size of the Houston phone book.

So what we've done is focus on the major, full body programs presented in T-mag over the last five years or so. There are hundreds more free articles in our previous issues section focusing on certain body parts or athletic goals, but we'll just concentrate here on the "big" programs.

Ready? Okay, deep breath, and… here we go!


Training With Maximal Weights by Charles Poliquin


The Oscillating Wave Program by TC


The Beginner's Blast Off Program by Chris Shugart



German Body Comp, a.ka. The Bowlful of Jelly Program by TC


Twelve Weeks to Super Strength and the "Limping" Series by Ian King


X-Comp Training by Doug Santillo


Tsunami Training by TC


Convergent Phase Training by Charles Staley


German Volume Training 2000 by TC


Bring the Pain by Ian King


Combat Training, Death by Bodyweight, and The MacGyver Workout


Renegade Training by Coach John Davies


The Next "Big Three" Program by Chad Waterbury


Wrap-Up

Oh man, I've just scratched the surface here. This is like being at a Playboy Mansion party: there are almost too many great choices! It's hard to pick only one to use! In the next installment, I'll attempt to sum up the rest of T-mag's major training programs in under 10,000 words.

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